America’s Next Toppled Model

Wannabe models were falling like dominoes this weekend at an audition that got out of control due to the number of girls waiting outside to strut their stuff for Tyra Banks. Pushing and shoving in the swelling crowd was exacerbated when someone yelled “Bomb!” after a car sidled up along the group. The car was pushed out of the way (no bomb) to a chorus of “Oh my Gods!” and the auditions were called off so the girls could go home and flip their hair in distress, recounting how they were this close to stardom.

I’m sorry, but is there a more humorous image than a bunch of dolled-up twigs in stilettos falling over themselves like a heap of Barbies? No, no there’s not.



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